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Paris starts blogging; will write for OU

Paris starts blogging; will write for OUThis was an interview which was not supposed to happen, but  happened when the lady suddenly dropped into the offices of Onionuttapam in the eastern suburbs of Bombay.

After initial round of negotiations, Paris agreed to do an interview for us for an undisclosed sum and with an agreement to be her publicist in India. In an exclusive Sunday Feature for OU, she writes about her itching-desire to adopt children.

OU: Hello and welcome to India, Ms.Hilton.
Paris: Kamaskar (corrected to Namaskar by us). I had heard a lot about India even before I was born you see. One of the servants my granddad had employed was an Indian and he went on to become the chief cook for the Indian section of our hotel in downtown Paris of our Hilton Classic. Also because all of our customer calls and reception calls have been outsourced to India, so everytime I call up Grand Daddy or Daddy for some money, it is routed through an Indian with a sexy husky voice that leaves me wet even at ATMs.
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Hillary Vs Obama - A new Series on FoxTV

Hillary Vs Obama - A new Series on FoxTVA country where Hamburger is considered more important then Politics, the Hillary-Obama war has left many top television series way behind in TRP ratings. Now FOX TV has ...
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Rising Food Prices To Make Obesity Fashionable

Rising Food Prices To Make Obesity Fashionable There is always a silver lining to every cloud. The dark gathering clouds of spiraling food prices and runaway inflation too have a silver lining for al...
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Shortages of Rice: Experts nail Condy's Parents for it

Shortages of Rice: Experts nail Condy's Parents for itExperts in India and China have refuted Condoleezza rice's comment that India and China are the main cause of rice shortage in the world. "This shows lack of basic knowl...
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Bush Goes PC way to save the world

Bush Goes PC way to save the worldIn what could be termed as world's biggest bail out US government decided to give $300 billion bail out from US treasury to the financial institution that are bearing the...
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Bird Flu: The new WMD

Bird Flu: The new WMDIn a major breakthrough scientists in UK have related the H5N1 virus strain as originating from Afghanistan. The H5N1 strain which is commonly known as Bird Flu is curren...
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Imran Khan: Pakistan lost opportunity to have world's most handsome leader

Imran Khan: Pakistan lost opportunity to have world's most handsome leaderIslamabad: Imran Khan, ex-cricketer and founder of the political party Pakistan Tehreek-e-Insaf (Movement for Justice) said that by once again rejecting his party at the...
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Mugabe: I can't let Zimbabwe fall into hands of anything White

Mugabe: I can't let Zimbabwe fall into hands of anything White We have with us today Robert Gabriel Mugabe, the first and the only president till date of Zimbawe. Mr.Mugabe has been primarily held responsible for freeing his countr...
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Statutory Warning: Mobile Phones are injurious to your health

Statutory Warning: Mobile Phones are injurious to your healthFollowing a new study by award winning cancer expert Dr. Vini Khurana that reveals that mobile phones are more dangerous than smokng, governments worldwide have decided t...
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