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Some female says something some others don't want to hear and becomes famous

Some female says something some others don't want to hear and becomes famousSome female somewhere in the vast world, moderately good looking, winner of "I-want-to-become-famous-as-the-best-looking-chick-of-someplace-this-year" contesting in yet another 'I-want-to-become-famous-as-the-best-looking-chick-of-some-bigger-place-this-year" realized that while becoming famous as best looking chick of someplace was a cakewalk, becoming famous as best looking chick of some bigger place was going to be tougher as there were some other females in the competition with sexier eyes/lips/noses/boobs/back/waist/legs who were more likely to find favor with the judges.

She also realized that even if she won the competition, she would still end up as just another 'best-looking-chick-of-some-
bigger-place-this-year", get some local media coverage, kiss few orphans, cut ribbons at some places, get a bit more attention from guys, model for some lingerie or perfume company and would be eventually forgotten when another edition of "I-want-to-become-famous-as-the-best-looking-chick-of-some-bigger-place-this-year" contest will select some other hottie to replace her.
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Taliban's Search for 'Good Americans'

Taliban's Search for 'Good Americans'Afghanistan expert, Samina Ahmed, South Asia Project Director of Crisis Group has lamented the simplistic classification of Taliban by Washington as "Good Taliban" and "B...
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Togoland gets back Togo's toys

Togoland gets back Togo's toysThe people of the tribal kingdom of Togoland today celebrated the return of the toys (mostly marbles and a few wooden tops) of Credo Togo, the patron saint of Togoland fo...
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Osama Plans to Take Over the World: Study Report

Osama Plans to Take Over the World: Study ReportWorld's most wanted terrorist, Osama Bin Laden has plans to conquer and take over the whole world by using nuclear weapons to blackmail the world into handing him the rei...
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Recession Hits Domesticated Animals

Recession Hits Domesticated AnimalsLast Thursday, Caesar, a 6-year old black purebred Labrador retriever waited for someone to adopt him after being abandoned by the family where he was employed as househo...
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The Gospel of Obama

The Gospel of ObamaHe ventured forth to bring light to the world The anointed one's pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followersAnd it ...
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Rules of TERROR reporting by Western media

Rules of TERROR reporting by Western mediaIn the world of real-politic, the satirist thrives but sometimes even  the most gifted satirist must admit that reality has become too absurd to encapsulate. Take the me...
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Israel Attacks US

Israel Attacks USJanuary 4, 2009, The government of Israel today launched a massive air assault on suspected terrorist targets along major coastal cities in the United States of America. ...
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Paris Hilton exit-interviews a Dick

Paris Hilton exit-interviews a DickV[impee]POTUS  Dick Cheney has a parting message for Americans: Quit  whining. I and my puppet POTUS Bush  undermined the rule of law, eroded the balance of powers bet...
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