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HotShot leaves Swiss-Misses’ Virginless.

HotShot leaves Swiss-Misses’ Virginless.

With the burgeoning explosion of sex education classes conducted over the Internet, Swiss boys in the age of 12-14 years have been found to be more active than rabbits when it came to performing the procreative act. The research conducted by the Swiss Government on behalf of the Federal Commission for Children and Youth interviewed 1480 boys aged 10-20. It showed that more 12-14 year olds having sex than their counterparts from the 1990s. The study did not disclose if they had same-sex sex or sex with bipeds with clefts. Deeming the that particular bit of information as falling under the National Security Sex Act, the government spokesperson, a transgender, clarified that the production of HotShot condoms have begun.

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Lord Vishnu rules out composite dialogue with Allah, but talks to continue with focus on Jehad

Lord Vishnu rules out composite dialogue with Allah, but talks to continue with focus on JehadIndia's reigning deity Vishnu ruled out a composite dialogue with Pakistan's ruling God, Sub-Allah [For the uninitiated, it means Sindhi-Urdu (speaking)-Brown Allah] in ...
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Prospective Recruit Irritates Professor of Terrorism

Prospective Recruit Irritates Professor of TerrorismPakistan: January 25, 2010: In an event that threatened to derail the plans of recruiters, Abdul Razak, 21, got on the nerves of Prof. Bovine Feci, ex-christian, now Depu...
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UN effort to create International Anti-Terrorism Day ends in a stalemate

UN effort to create International Anti-Terrorism Day ends in a stalemateGeneva: A United Nations led effort to create an 'International Anti-Terrorism Day' resulted in a stalemate after member countries of the UN general assembly failed to re...
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Bombastic

BombasticIt seems the world has been gripped by the Diwali and the Obama Peace Act fever for the world is still relishing in the rather flamboyant and lavish modes of Diwali sp...
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Nobel from Hell!

Nobel from Hell!With the over whelming success of natural catastrophes and full fledged wars, it was always going to be tough to find the true hero, the man who would stand against it...
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Obama wins Ig Nobel Prize in Chemistry for inventing Placebo Piss

Obama wins Ig Nobel Prize in Chemistry for inventing Placebo PissAfter winning Nobel Peace Prize, US President Barack Obama has collected another shining medal to his award collection. He was awarded the Ig Nobel prize in chemistry for...
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Onionuttapam Expose: Pharma Cartel May Soon Unleash Donkey Flu & Bullshit Flu Virus

Onionuttapam Expose: Pharma Cartel May Soon Unleash Donkey Flu & Bullshit Flu VirusIf you think that you have had enough of swine flu madness and that after frequent promising-moon-but-leaving-you-with-a-worthless-mound  (i.e. foretelling millions of d...
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Now, a WADDA Solution To The Problem Of Drunk Driving

Now, a WADDA Solution To The Problem Of Drunk DrivingInspired by the success of International Olympic Association's (IOC) anti-doping agency, WADA, United Nations has decided to set up an international regulatory body to co...
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