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This time around India & Pakistan are really talking

Friday, 25 June 2010 17:00

Written by essbee, onion uttapam news

This time around India and Pakistan have really agreed to resolve their long standing disputes and to get the stalled peace talks back on track.

Meeting for the second time in less than four months, both Indian and Pakistani foreign secretaries Nirupama Roy and Salman Bashir, after exchanging pleasantries, agreed that compared to their unpleasant, useless, ineffective and futile parleys of their past, this time around their parleys - because of the diplomatic tomfoolery indulged in by the respective External Affairs Ministers who were all hot-air-rhetoric and no substance - were really very cordial and actually very constructive. "Unlike our previous meetings, which were vitiated by our talking without understanding each other...

Exclusive Eyjafjallajokull spout!

Friday, 21 May 2010 01:41

Written by maverick58, onionuttapam news

We sent our intrepid reporter for special spouts, Monisha Koibhinahin, after ascertaining the womb trails in Mother Gaia, not known to many and known to a few ( not including Rumsfeld ) to interview the headline dominating spout, Eyjafjallajokull, for an exclusive to world media who are currently speculating about the end-time of Eyjafjallajokull's spout. While Monisha Koibhinahin, is...

President Zardari Lauds Indian Media

Friday, 30 April 2010 12:38

Written by Cubicile Blues, twitter.com/cubicile_blues

Indo-Pak Romance Project Aman ki Asha today received a major boost when Pakistan President Asif Zardari praised Indian media for its original, in-depth and totally kick-ass style of news coverage. Addressing the Confederation of Pakistan Industry (CPI), President Zardari, in a rare instance of praising something Indian, asked the Pakistani media to follow the 'news coverage model used by...

Pakistani ‘Government’ Blunders into Bankruptcy

Thursday, 25 March 2010 17:33

Written by SD, sirkapyaaz.wordpress.com

The US and Pakistan were about to take a major step forward in overcoming years of mistrust, but American efforts were made useless after the Pakistani ‘Government’ (which is what they’re calling it these days) committed a major blunder, putting them on the brink of insolvency.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was very keen to improve ties with Pakistan and invited the Foreign...

HotShot leaves Swiss-Misses’ Virginless.

Saturday, 06 March 2010 10:59

Written by maverick58, onionuttapam news

With the burgeoning explosion of sex education classes conducted over the Internet, Swiss boys in the age of 12-14 years have been found to be more active than rabbits when it came to performing the procreative act. The research conducted by the Swiss Government on behalf of the Federal Commission for Children and Youth interviewed 1480 boys aged 10-20. It showed that more 12-14 year...