I can not stand it any more, said Gary Kirsten.

Wassup coach, asked we.

All this sneaking out to the poolside, the kitchen after I go to bed, said Gary.

So what's wrong? Boys will be boys, said we.

I am gonna make it official, said Gary

Make what official Coach, asked we.

I am going to ask them to have sex and loads of it before every important match, said  Gary

But have you forgotten what happened to Viru, Gautam and now, Yuvi? asked we.

I heard that Viru tried to carry a retired bar dancer on his back and he dislocated his shoulder said Gary.

You heard right but what actually happened was that Viru wanted her to do the belly dance on his shoulder, said we.

He is a strapping lad from the land of Kama Sutra, nothing wrong is it? said Gary, scratching his bald pate.

Nothing wrong but he aggravated his shoulder after his wife bashed him up when she came to know, said we.

And whats  your take on Gautam's injury?asked Gary.

Ahem, he tried to take the weight on his hips, she slipped and his groin got out of the act in a hurry, said we.

Darn! You are well informed, said Gary

We try to cover all angles, said we.

Pose as in expose, asked Gary

Yes sir, said we

And what about Yuvi, asked Gary

We are still digging, though our snoopdog says Bhajji may be involved,whispered we.

Duh? said Gary

We mean we are not sure yet, said we and posited an ask, What about those players who do  not have girl friends?

I am taking up the issue with the Balls Catching Club of India with the suggestion that Las Vegas strippers be flown in discreetly after a thorough medical, said Gary

We object said we and added, why cant you give gainful employment to the ex-Mumbai bar girls after a thorough medical?

Whats your beef, asked Gary

Well these girls are from Kamasutra land and have honed their skills to motivate cricketers before a match. Ask Durrani Bhai, said we.

Ah!! Him? he was a great close-in catcher, reminisced Gary.

Yes, he could teach your boys how to learn on the job, said we

What about the Nawab, asked Gary

He is busy, said we

And Shastri? asked Gary

Now now we dont want to get into any suing adventures, said we

So its Shastri is what you are suggesting, asked Gary

No comments, said we