In what has turned out to be the most shocking news of the footballing world, the public has been informed on 10 October 2009 that Liverpool FC passed away while making hay in the deserts of Saudi Arabia. Since the unexpected end came in the oil land of Arabia, the funeral has been held as per Islamic norms and it is rumored that good old Liverpool was given a farewell under the Arabic name of Al-Liverpool bin futbool (which our in-house linguistics expert decodes the name as Liverpool the son of football). The death has send shock waves in the soccer world while good old Tommy and Georgey (the co-owners of the now deceased Liverpool FC) is still waiting for the Vodka order in the Al Drunk bin Drunk bar in Saudi Arabia to pour out their emotions.
[Editor's Note: Before we gone with this rather exclusive news, the editorial team would like to inform you all that due to the excessive cost of printing charges and the freelance writer’s exorbitant writing charges per word, the article will be addressing Al-Liverpool bin futbool as LBF]
The cause of death is still uncertain but inside information says that Tommy and Georgey are the prime suspects in this death and the chances of this death being a homicide is very high. The above mentioned ‘suspects’ seem to have had a tussle on who will keep LBF. It is said that Georgey had a scheming and rather unselfish plan of sharing LBF with an Arab guy who is more into screwing camels, cars, canons and all the other things that start with C (The source of this information is a trade secret).
It seems Georgey has been trying to convince this Arab guy, whose code name is FbFbAaS, to indulge more into the things with an L because Georgey thought this would be a new adventure for the Arab and also thought that Tommy would be pretty pleased the name FbFbAas. It seems Tommy was completely pissed off when Georgey tried to give LBF to another group of Arabs call DIC. Well, after all how many of them prouder owners would appreciate the fact of their baby going out with a DIC (a DIC alone without anything else is quiet an embarrassment).
Anyways, as per our report, it seems FbFbAas really liked the feel and depth of LBF and got a bit aggressive in his approach that led to the alleged kidnap of LBF by FbFbAas with the inside help of Georgey. The role of Tommy in this kidnap is yet unconfirmed but it seems by the time Tommy heard about the brutal death of LBF, it was all too little and too late.
The funeral was conducted behind closed doors and was attended by a group of elite personnel and a pack of snifer dogs along with some blondes who is yet to understand that LBF is not the Lesbians and Blondes Foundation. The elite personnel list included the legendary free bombing specialist Osama B Lad, the all time favorite G-spot taker Bill Clint, the outstanding finishing specialist Bar-rack Obham to name a few.
