Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

1. Ambanis, NTPC, Petroleum Ministry Still Fighting Over Same Shit
(Business/Business)

... sure. No one even knew what an mmBtu was, but that did not stop a national debate on this issue. Everyone from brokers to investors to the average news watching fool were inundated with news, views and ...

2. India Inc Announces Launch of Six New States
(Business/Business)

... and even foreign investors." But market observers have cynically dismissed the launch of new states as desperate efforts by India Inc to prevent increasing irrelevancy and obsolesce of its existing range ...

3. Infy Employees & Shareholders fire management for poor Q4 results
(Business/Business)

... the entire management was asked to put in their papers or face termination of their employment contracts" said R.Siva, head of PM Investments, one of the largest investors in the Bangalore based company. ...

4. Raju Ban Gaya Conman
(Business/Business)

... the company 'more competitive' in a 'challenging market'. Mr. Jayesh Shroff of JF Asset Management, one of the big investors in the companys, said Raju was caught red-handed when he refused to disclose ...

5. What experts say: Panic!
(Business/Business)

... Irrational Exuberance and The Subprime Solution and has made much of his career studying bubbles. "I understand many investors are worried about the value of their investments. Yet there is only one thing ...

6. The Confessions of a Finance Professional
(Business/Business)

... suggested resistance to NSE at 5,800, then at 5,400, then at 4,800, subsequently at 4,400. In the process we had encouraged every small investor to stay invested. When all these levels have been broken, ...

7. Sensex Falls On Paanwala Earnings Fear
(Business/Business)

... as this report is being written. Concerns over the declining profits of paanwalas has reduced investor confidence, pushing the Nifty-50 index below the previous 2008 low of 4448.50. The sensex has dipped ...

8. Small Investors should remain calm and not panic, brokers advise
(Business/Business)

Mumbai - Broker Ashwini Gujral advised small investors to keep their calm, even as Sensex plunged by another 400 points yesterday. "Small investors need not panic every time there is a sharp fall in the ...

9. The Satirical Guide to the Indian Stock Market
(Business/Business)

INTRODUCTION Stocks. Ask an investor. You cant live with them. You cant live without them. You can love them. You can hate them yet you cant ignore them. Especially if you happen to be an investor in ...