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... Cricket Australia for crediting and paying royalty to it for the use of its patents. According to Cricket Australia, its patents played a pivotal role in the current success of the Indian cricket team ...
Tired of media men, intellectuals and opinion makers of the country bemoaning his acceptance of Qatar citizenship and equally tired of Indians asking him repeatedly why he doesn't paint Prophet Mohammad ...
...  non-compliance!” From Kashmir, Syedina Mirza, “We want autonomy for Kashmir. It does not make any difference  to us how many Indian women get seats in India-ruled Parliament.” From Uttaranchal, ...
... I would have asked it to defend me by getting celebrities voicing the opinion that Nityananda is a victim of media trial, we must all have faith in Indian judicial system and people instead of cracking ...
... stadium? The score line was 5 against India and one for India. We had more goals!!” “Duh”  And so the conspiracy theory’s abound every time Indian players are sent off the field or the rules of the ...
... on the day before Pranab chose to wear the choice of dress of many Indian women, the sari, which hides more and reveals less. Our reporter has put on a tan, which is the envy of all of us here at Mumbai ...
7. Still Disappointed after a Double Hundred
(People/Life/People/Life)
... went wild with paroxysmal delight celebrating his achievement and treating it as a sort of personal accomplishment, there was one Indian who was sorely disappointed. Meet Saurabh Singh or coolguy84 ...
... there should be no doubts in the minds of future generations of Indians that Sachin Tendulkar was a real god who had incarnated on earth as India's most successful cricketer and not just a myth made up ...
9. Tweet the Truth on Twitter
(Science/Science)
... other governments across the world are also thinking of following the Indian government's stand on twitter. The Vatican and many Uleama’s across the world have rejected requests made to them by disbelievers ...
Indian spin ‘bowler’, Harbhajan Singh lashed out at his critics for questioning his ability to throw a ball, saying that a bowler who took 350 wickets over the course of his career could not possible ...
... army, Lord Vishnu hopes to steer ties with him away from the 'zones of confrontation' and feels such an initiative can help put a favorable spotlight on Indian gods. Well-placed sources say that Lord ...
... The policy was unveiled at a press conference earlier today with the theme of gaping, vulgar arse-holes. “Throughout history, Indians have loved the idea of getting ass-fucked. We wanted to codify that ...
Indians have thrown aside basic concepts of statistics and probability in the wake of the terror attacks in Pune recently. The first thing that came to the minds of millions of Indians was a statistically ...
Cleanair, an NGO devoted to environment cleaning and reducing air pollution, has filed a Public Interest Litigation (PIL) in Supreme Court of India accusing various companies of playing with the environment ...
Indians have once again been subjected to media reports of the ongoing fight between the Ambani brothers, NTPC and the Petroleum Ministry. The fight, which has easily been going on for atleast a billion ...
... strong television-viewing Indians, who have never seen a tiger in flesh-and-blood, to save India's precious tigers. It is not understood how television viewers perched comfortably on their sofas in drawing ...
... that by my  regular  statements against everyone who utters the absolutely abhorrent phrase 'Mumbai is for all', I have managed to involuntarily unite all of Indians against regional chauvinism, while ...
18. Pawar to make India healthy
(National/National)
... will be the first minister in Indian History to hold the dual responsibility of agriculture and health ministries. In a press briefing held at Congress Party headquarters, the party's spokesperson Abhishek ...
The lucrative, excessive, repulsive, derivative, loud, crass bandwagon that is Indian cricket, was on the brink of collapse yesterday following players’ contract negotiations. With the specter of the 3rd ...
... be explored.” “I used to get inspired by Kalam uncle’s speeches.” said 15 year old Karunesh. “He is a true Indian. But, of late, his speeches have become quite drab and boring. And his face used to be ...
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