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... and everything in between. Recently, they walked out 16 times in a single day over the Women’s Bill. We swooped in today after they walked out over…….food prices or petrol prices or something like that.” ...
... she could actually have been riding him.” said Rajesh Nanem, a student of the chemical arts. However, not everyone is disgusted with Parle’s new approach to food processing. It has support from marketers ...
3. Still Disappointed after a Double Hundred
(People/Life/People/Life)
... on the world wide web. "My last fart was a killer. It smelt like sulphur. I wish Bal Thackeray was near me" he had tweeted to his followers from his hospital bed while down with food poisoning. A ...
4. Pawar to make India healthy
(National/National)
... was till now heading the Union ministry for Agriculture and ministry of consumer affairs, Food and Public Distribution will now hold the additional responsibility of Health Ministry too.  Sharad Pawar ...
5. God Talks to Man on Acid Trip
(People/Life/People/Life)
... and was completely knocked out. We had to carry him all the way to Paradise Restaurant to get some food into his system. We got him back home and tucked him in, but not before he puked on my face and all ...
... need is to now draw a roadmap to inclusive growth.” continued the ‘Missile Man’ in a woman’s voice. He also called for urgent steps to reign in food price inflation. “We have to involve the agricultural ...
Over a million hungry people from all over India will go on a hunger strike of indefinite length demanding regular food to eat. The mass hunger strike has been organized by newly-formed group "We Want ...
... uninterrupted supply of prey by preventing other wild beasts from infiltrating the tiger's territory and stealing his food supply.".  ...
... will hurt the souls of all the departed farmers. A large number of those who died of shock were obese MP's, beneficiaries of bountiful food surpluses created by the farmers of the country. "Our farmers ...
... towards the website? Would WIPO accept a frivolous claim that foodies searching for places to eat Onion Uttapam end up spending hours on this site, forgetting their desire to eat the dish thereby causing ...
... a big hindrance in our ability to multi-task. With just two limbs at our disposal, typing on our keypads, sending text messages, answering phone calls, eating junk food, warding off mosquitoes or flies ...
... death front page coverage and castigate the government for not doing enough. People will be adviced to stop farting in public places. They will be told to eat less, and chew their foods properly to enable ...
... long before people of the country became aware of Amartya Sen's theory on man-made famines, Raj had made observations about how famines are result of poverty, not lack of food. "I remember him saying -  ...
... was a part of this cluster of tapes and may have been erased or could have become dog-food. “People of the world, we are all saddened that the tapes are not there. After three years of exhaustive search, ...
... monkeys. Look at the dominant human race of last century, the Americans. They eat all kind of junk food like us and become obese and rotund. An average American looks more like a fat pig than a monkey. ...
... Indian subcontinent have come up with an amazing discovery. After the study of the decomposed rubbish in the sea bed, some of which is organic, archeologists have isolated one important clue to the food ...
... food of more agile wild birds. While Blenda doesn't really mind Picasso's explicit vocabulary and often used to show him off to her friends who would crack up in laughter hearing the Cockatoo swear, Picasso ...
18. The Gospel of Obama
(World/World)
... he had finished speaking his disciples told him the crowd was hungry, for they had had nothing to eat all the hours they had waited for him. And so the Child told his disciples to fetch some food but ...
... who for nearly a decade, used to usher in the new year, throwing extravagant theme parties dishing out the best of food, booze and entertainment has decided to do one better than all his friends and rivals ...
... unruly crowds! No snide remarks! No excuses! Have they completely forgotten that that they are the former rulers of this colony and have Queen-given right to whine about our food, weather, crowds and poor ...
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