Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

1. Women's Reservation Bill tabled in Parliament - What do you think?
(People/Life/People/Life)

... as a liability to children. On completing his reproductive function, society strips man of his assets and condemns him to slave for the family. The time is ripe for male defiance, zero tolerance and ...

2. God Convicted of Mass Killing
(Science/Science)

... order of things here on earth. When my only child died, our family priest consoled me by saying that it is all god's wish and one cannot do anything about it. Now I understand what he was hinting at. I ...

3. Local man 140% better than you
(People/Life/People/Life)

... as you to have had a complete family to support him in his journey. Yet, he is now in a better position than you. So that’s another 10%, which makes him…let’s see…105% better than you. You’re life is ...

4. Help Save This Tiger Too
(Sports/Sports)

... us, imploringly, “Please leave my family out of this” We assured him that we were not interested in his family but we were in awe of his performances everywhere. He blushed on hearing this and patted ...

5. Lord Vishnu rules out composite dialogue with Allah, but talks to continue with focus on Jehad
(World/World)

... in victory for Pandavas, ultimately led to destruction of the Pandava family at the hands of a revengeful Kaurava Ashwathama. According to folklore, Yahweh absolutely detested the constant boasting ...

6. Motion to divide India taken back
(National/National)

... family which has been ruling the nation for over five decades and bring administration of the country closer to the people. Yes, there are still many unresolved issues on how to ensure a fair and proper ...