Onion Uttapam : India's Leading Satire Daily

1. Still Disappointed after a Double Hundred
(People/Life/People/Life)

... celebrity of the twitterland with over 20,000 followers and 2,00,000 tweets to his credit, coolguy84 feels terribly hurt that the real world has so far ignored his talent. His fans on facebook have ...

2. “Millions of Indians could have been killed in the Pune Attacks”
(National/National)

... event kept pouring in from all over the country. Concerned citizens spent an average of 0.04 calories and 22 seconds each when they typed messages on Twitter and Facebook. “Oh, this is so bad. Life ...

3. Steve Jobs tired of stupid iPad jokes
(Business/Business)

... in our marketing room when we decided to call our new product 'iPad'. But the women in our marketing team have brains, you know. They are not stupid like those nitwit teens on facebook who post the colors ...

4. Zynga Launches Indian Version of Farmville
(Business/Business)

In response to protests by Bharat Kisan Manch that Farmville, the real-time simulation game available as an application on Facebook, is romanticising agriculture giving Indian urban youth a distorted ...

5. Sachin fan knows more about Sachin than his own self
(Sports/Sports)

... legend. Raghu's face suddenly lit up. "I do know a lot about me!." He lunged forward towards his computer screen and opened his facebook account. "When I'm bored, I often take facebook quizzies." he said ...

6. Guy finally succeeds in becoming 'first' commentator
(People/Life/People/Life)

21-year old, Niket Shah finally succeeded in achieving his lifetime ambition of becoming a first commentator on an article posted on a popular facebook page of a popular website. Although his highly original ...

7. Millions of MJ fans come out of the closet
(Entertainment/Entertainment)

... openly and unashamedly paying tribute to him on youtube, facebook, twitter and other social networking sites. Many millions of his ex-fans who ceased to be his fans when allegations of child molestation ...

8. Tourism Ministry comes up with a “tour” de force!
(National/National)

...  is the catchline of this tour which many allege has been ripped off from a Facebook status update. The tour tracks Narendra Modi’s election campaign. The USP of this week-long tour is that you get to ...

9. Social Networking Made Easier For The Cyber-Challanged
(Business/Business)

... for a small annual fee, the site claims that it will put you up on all the popular social networking sites like Facebook, MySpace, Orkut, Hi5, Twitter etc allowing you to live your real offline life free ...

10. Facebook's Mafia Wars Makes Dream Of Owning Mafia Gang Come True
(People/Life/People/Life)

Mumbai—As a teenager, Maverick58 never thought he would have the opportunity to own and operate a completely fabricated Mafia gang and opportunity to take on other mafia gangs. But thanks to Facebook's ...

11. Sensex Falls On Paanwala Earnings Fear
(Business/Business)

... glued to their TV screens. IT stocks have been down in the dumps since last last year not only because of the declining dollar but also because Facebook has made it cool to be a nerd in the US, resulting ...

12. SNS creature
(Editorial/Editorial)

On the very face of it Facebook sucks and big time too.. It’s just another wannabe, me-too meaningless website that gives losers worldwide a feeling of importance because they have all these “virtual friends”. ...