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... hockey arose because they had abandoned watching the game. "Yes, we were hockey fans but just on paper. We wanted Indian Hockey team to win medals at Olympics and World Cup, but unlike fans of Indian Cricket ...
With television channels, newspapers and Internet conversations abuzz with tributes, homages and eulogies dedicated to the celebration of 20 years of international cricketing life of the supreme master, ...
Our cricket correspondent who had transformed herself into a mouse for the ride to Mohali was all excited as she trooped in to the news room. She whispered, I have a scoop! to Essbee and we all sort of ...
... their skills to motivate cricketers before a match. Ask Durrani Bhai, said we. Ah!! Him? he was a great close-in catcher, reminisced Gary. Yes, he could teach your boys how to learn on the job, said ...
25. Sequel of 'Guru' in the offing?
(Business/Business)
... and starts complaining of her boredom. "You have everything a woman can desire, dear. What more can I buy for you?" Nitu replies, "I don't own a cricket team yet!" "Don't worry darling! I'll buy ...
... has backed our cricketers’ rejection of the clause. We ask people on street what they think... SUHILA SHETTY, 24, PUNE "Haven't our cricketers learned yet that resistance against Big Brother is futile? ...
Mahendra Singh Dhoni, captain of India's cricket team has decided to donate his under-construction house in his hometown Ranchi to India's cricket crazy fans. This house will be declared as a museum of ...
... With his monkey-brain dominating his reptile brain, Andrew Symonds feels like a fish out of water in a discipline and rules-obsessed environment of Australian and international cricket.  (He will be ...
29. Its a Mad, Mad World
(Opinion/Editorial)
... a long time.” You would think that this kind of monkeying around would be appropriate only for certain members of the Australian cricket team who shall remain nameless. Apparently not. One ...
... unlikeliest of places like hotel rooms of English cricketers. Our presence is tolerated and endured by billions of Indians, even those who suffer from acute cockroach phobia. Its appropriate that the first ...
...  came the snarled reply, “there are anti national elements at work, who will destabilize Bangladeshi cricket, and we need to counter that.” The members were confused. Most having a secondary job ...
... to that effect. Keeping this gem of an idea in mind the day after they heard that the English Cricket Bored (ECB) had sacked Moores as coach of the English cricket team, the Transport Authority ...
33. ECB stumps Pietersen
(Sports/Sports)
... the scope of BS’ brief. Speaking of briefs, let’s get to Pietersen’s. The England captain, who got his knickers into an almighty twist over the omission of one-time, sometime and now part-time cricketer ...
34. Naanima ka ek Jharokha, Future ka.
(Entertainment/Entertainment)
... pay to watch cricket on cricketnirvana.com. I hope our bandwidth gets broader like my darling husband's paunch, our Internet connections then will become the only connections into our houses in this sadeli ...
... and preserving the spirit of cricket. There’s no need to target him. He’s doing a pretty good job of it himself. Not only that, he seems to be constantly targeting Brett Lee and, in the process, has ...
The English cricket team might have gone home after being defeated comprehensively by India in both the one-dayers and test matches, but they can take consolation from the fact that for the first time ...
In the wake of the 26/11 attacks, and I promise this will be my last piece on the subject, security for the world-famous Indian cricket team – a wholly-owned subsidiary of the BCCI – has been upgraded ...
38. The Crossing
(Sports/Sports)
... progress in our relationship with Pakistan was when we used a touch of cricket diplomacy and sent a team there. We went on to win that series quite emphatically. I’m telling you our people will like ...
39. Mum's the word
(Sports/Sports)
... with the most original ideas in the world has come up with a we-too idea with more legs than you’re likely to see in a fashion show - that of sponsoring the Australian Cricket Team. Regular cricket watchers ...
... things that can be caused by leaks, they can put a serious question mark on the authority of the captain of the Indian cricket team. Now, now, we certainly can’t have that, can we? Well, not anymore. Not ...