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New Delhi: Today, Mr. John Keeplan on behalf of Cricket Australia (CA) filed a FIR against BCCI, for violating seven patents owned by Cricket Australia. According to the FIR, BCCI is accused of using ...
2. Still Disappointed after a Double Hundred
(People/Life/People/Life)
...  celebrations were, of course, not for India's victory in the match, but for the reigning god of cricket establishing the unique record of being the only scorer of a double ton in one-dayers. While millions ...
... there should be no doubts in the minds of future generations of Indians that Sachin Tendulkar was a real god who had incarnated on earth as India's most successful cricketer and not just a myth made up ...
South African run-machine Hashim Amla continues to be at the crease at the Eden Gardens cricket ground, despite 6 days having passed since the final test match between India and South Africa. Amla was ...
... be ‘dumb and an idiot’. Fresh from the victory over South Africa, Harbhajan took the opportunity to impose himself as a non-idiot. Mr. Singh insisted that running and throwing a cricket ball in four ...
6. It’s not Cricket
(Sports/Sports)
... placards? ” “Thank you, Neo Sports and Neo Cricket in different colours”  ...
In an apparent bid to woo the riches that Lalit Modi presides over in the shortest version of cricket and his agent-in-place,  Gilly who has made Hyde-rabad his second home, the Supreme Mantri of Andhra ...
... fans who see him as an all-purpose deity that can be used to save anything and everything in danger. Onionuttapam.com has learnt about various plans to utilize the services of the popular cricketer for ...
9. Pawar to make India healthy
(National/National)
... as current president of Mumbai Cricket Association (MCA), Pawar also has a stake in Indian sports. Speculation is rife in political circles that he may also be asked to head the Sports ministry. As a single ...
The lucrative, excessive, repulsive, derivative, loud, crass bandwagon that is Indian cricket, was on the brink of collapse yesterday following players’ contract negotiations. With the specter of the 3rd ...
... foundation of that war torn country is going to get shaken. With the help of IPL and IPL franchisee owners, the Government of India humiliated Pakistan cricket players and through them their country, ...
... hockey arose because they had abandoned watching the game. "Yes, we were hockey fans but just on paper. We wanted Indian Hockey team to win medals at Olympics and World Cup, but unlike fans of Indian Cricket ...
With television channels, newspapers and Internet conversations abuzz with tributes, homages and eulogies dedicated to the celebration of 20 years of international cricketing life of the supreme master, ...
Our cricket correspondent who had transformed herself into a mouse for the ride to Mohali was all excited as she trooped in to the news room. She whispered, I have a scoop! to Essbee and we all sort of ...
... their skills to motivate cricketers before a match. Ask Durrani Bhai, said we. Ah!! Him? he was a great close-in catcher, reminisced Gary. Yes, he could teach your boys how to learn on the job, said ...
16. Sequel of 'Guru' in the offing?
(Business/Business)
... and starts complaining of her boredom. "You have everything a woman can desire, dear. What more can I buy for you?" Nitu replies, "I don't own a cricket team yet!" "Don't worry darling! I'll buy ...
... has backed our cricketers’ rejection of the clause. We ask people on street what they think... SUHILA SHETTY, 24, PUNE "Haven't our cricketers learned yet that resistance against Big Brother is futile? ...
Mahendra Singh Dhoni, captain of India's cricket team has decided to donate his under-construction house in his hometown Ranchi to India's cricket crazy fans. This house will be declared as a museum of ...
... With his monkey-brain dominating his reptile brain, Andrew Symonds feels like a fish out of water in a discipline and rules-obsessed environment of Australian and international cricket.  (He will be ...
20. Its a Mad, Mad World
(Editorial/Editorial)
... a long time.” You would think that this kind of monkeying around would be appropriate only for certain members of the Australian cricket team who shall remain nameless. Apparently not. One ...
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