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... is not big enough to accommodate them. It is rumoured that they are awaiting the day India’s burgeoning arse becomes attractive enough for them to penetrate, and over time the policy will be extended ...
It is official. After the birthday celebrations on 30/12/2010 of  *Kadavul aka Ala-giri, the word is out in the southern districts of Tamilnadu that Kadavul has become the presiding deity of the Temple ...
... said “Are you trying to mock me? Atleast I am better than you ‘journalists’ that try to come up with something funny about an incident as serious as this. You guys are exploiters that have no shame.” ...
...  since these companies knew beforehand that our atmosphere has been polluted by this element, they should come clean and release all relevant information about the element in the public domain. They ...
... There were days when both brothers would talk shit about each other in full public view. Just as people got used to that, NTPC comes out with a statement saying that it too wanted something out of this. ...
... the alleged bribing of officials by His agent, Mr. Ratzinger. I walked into the Comic Arena, the hallowed portal of stand up comedy, where I saw the great Chris Rock perform last year. The buzz  ...
... Pradesh has awarded the Telengana Rose to both of them. Of course, like all other awards given in India this award too comes with conditions both, pre and post. The Supreme Mantri speaking exclusively ...
... melt by 2035 is also thinking of using the services of Tendulkar, primarily to save his face, and secondarily to save the glaciers which he sincerely believes will become extinct at least by 2135 unless ...
... edition of the Indian Premier League looming large, it was seemingly inevitable that the situation would come to this. A highly ambiguous statement released last evening by Lalit Modi, Founding Asshole ...
50. God Talks to Man on Acid Trip
(People/Life/People/Life)
... said Mr. Nanem who was now trying to come up with a name for his new religion. “At this point, I found myself being lifted off the ground. My face and hair was moist. I was levitating into the clouds. ...