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Nehru and Valentine’s Day at Andipatti

Nehru and Valentine’s Day at Andipatti

For this special feature on Valentine’s Day which has spread its insidious tentacles all over the world thanks to the MNCs making their global footprints bigger in pursuit of  bigger and healthier bottom lines we commissioned our correspondents to spread right across the country and move away from the Metros and Tier-2 cities. So when our intrepid reporter from the South took us literally at our diktat and traveled westwards from the Temple City aka Kadavul-Maanagaram she took a chai-break at Andipatti situated on the National Highway to Cochin. We present excerpts from her ill-advised caper.

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Raj quotes Pink Floyd

Raj quotes Pink Floyd Arrey, sunn rahe ho, kya? Haan, woh Pink Floyd ka gaana, Division Bell ke album mei hai na, woh sunn raha huun. Tum aur tumhaara Pink Floyd, ha! Ab tuu mujhe tum bulan...
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God Disqualified from Stand Up Comedy Competition

God Disqualified from Stand Up Comedy CompetitionIn a shocking event that is bound to go down in history as one of the most blatant cases of cheating, God attempted to sway the audience and judges by manipulating ‘f...
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God Talks to Man on Acid Trip

God Talks to Man on Acid TripHYDERABAD, January 29, 2010:  A young man, Rajesh Nanem, 23, claimed that he had a revelation from God last night. “I was at this rave when the incident happened.” ...
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Man Suddenly Changes his Views on Telangana

Man Suddenly Changes his Views on TelanganaHYDERABAD: A local man suddenly changed his stand on the creation of a separate state of Telangana. “This is a democracy, and if citizens choose to create a new state...
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Patriotic guy stands up for the national anthem even when it plays in his mind

Patriotic guy stands up for the national anthem even when it plays in his mindMumbai resident Sriram Savarkar, 39 years of age, residing in a Dadar colony apartment with his wife and two kids, is not your ordinary patriot who buys paper flags on th...
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Guy finally succeeds in becoming 'first' commentator

Guy finally succeeds in becoming 'first' commentator21-year old, Niket Shah finally succeeded in achieving his lifetime ambition of becoming a first commentator on an article posted on a popular facebook page of a popular ...
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Law student backs away from his plan to build nation

Law student backs away from his plan to build nation22-year old, Yashwant Chavan who is a law student and resides in Nagpur has decided to climb-down from his earlier plan of dedicating his life to the task of nation-build...
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Surprise test on 'How to be Happy' leaves students unhappy

Surprise test on 'How to be Happy' leaves students unhappyA surprise class test on creative essay writing for class IX students at Holy Mary Holy Jesus High School in Mumbai resulted in heartburn and unhappiness amongst the enti...
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