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Angry at romanticization of tigers, poacher lashes out at tiger sympathizers

Angry at romanticization of tigers, poacher lashes out at tiger sympathizers"Bloody tiger sympathizers" belched out Dhanvant Pandey, poacher of tigers and president of Anti-Tigers Squad (ATS), with absolute scorn towards the flag-bearers of 'Save the Tiger' Campaign.

Dhanvant Pandey who has been hunting tigers for over two decades in the deeps of Sundarban jungles is an angry man. "These tiger sympathizers should be thrown to the tigers. Confronted by tigers in flesh and blood, their sympathy for the wild cats will evaporate within seconds.They will start trembling with fear and begin to wonder what made them sympathetic towards tigers in the first place." Furious at the romanticizing of tigers by environmentalists, he blurted out in disgust to our reporter who had tracked him down at his wooden shack, 32 kilometers away from a tributary between Bidya and sajnekhaki forests in Sundarbans. "Everyone is into saving tigers nowadays. Even the bloody corporates! What is the world coming to?" he asked in bewilderment.

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Cigarette Berates Man, Humankind

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Gangster convicted of mass-murder demands a chance to prove his leadership skills

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The life and times of Mayawati

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Hitler and the Budget deciphered at T.Kallipatti

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Still Disappointed after a Double Hundred

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Local man 140% better than you

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Student who killed himself by self-immolation for Telangana finds himself in heavenly Telangana

Student who killed himself by self-immolation for Telangana finds himself in heavenly TelanganaThe nineteen year old young boy, S. Yadeiah, who died after self-immolating himself in the Osmania University campus in support of a separate Telangana state, found him...
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