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Women's Reservation Bill tabled in Parliament - What do you think?

Women's Reservation Bill tabled in Parliament - What do you think?

The world’s largest cacophonic democracy will soon go into the history books for having allotted roughly 175 seats in its Parliament to women, thus ringing in by the passing of this bill profound changes in the manner the affairs of the country will be conducted. For sure, the attendance of the male members will go up if not for participation but for the sheer primordial pleasure of ogling at the new members dressed in their finest.

Representative of people or not, give a woman a platform and she will turn her wardrobe upside down and compete with those of her ilk and come sashaying in her best. Whatever may be the case, the Onionuttapam news team traveled all across the country to get the views of both women and men, about the impact the passing of this bill would have on their humdrum lives.

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Hitler and the Budget deciphered at T.Kallipatti

Hitler and the Budget deciphered at T.KallipattiAfter a protracted session of hostage negotiation, our reporter who was imprisoned in the cage of Valentine at Andipatti  by the intrepid Tea-shop-cum-greeting-card disp...
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Still Disappointed after a Double Hundred

Still Disappointed after a Double HundredOn Wednesday night when Sachin Tendulkar scored 200 runs at Gwalior against the South Africans, becoming the first man to hit a double hundred in a one day internationa...
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Local man 140% better than you

Local man 140% better than youAshrit Shah, 22, is 140% better than you at this moment. Why, you ask? It’s simple. For one, he takes home Rs. 60,000 a month, whereas you take home just Rs. 40,000. ...
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Student who killed himself by self-immolation for Telangana finds himself in heavenly Telangana

Student who killed himself by self-immolation for Telangana finds himself in heavenly TelanganaThe nineteen year old young boy, S. Yadeiah, who died after self-immolating himself in the Osmania University campus in support of a separate Telangana state, found him...
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Nehru and Valentine’s Day at Andipatti

Nehru and Valentine’s Day at Andipatti For this special feature on Valentine’s Day which has spread its insidious tentacles all over the world thanks to the MNCs making their global footprints bigger in p...
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Raj quotes Pink Floyd

Raj quotes Pink Floyd Arrey, sunn rahe ho, kya? Haan, woh Pink Floyd ka gaana, Division Bell ke album mei hai na, woh sunn raha huun. Tum aur tumhaara Pink Floyd, ha! Ab tuu mujhe tum bulan...
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God Disqualified from Stand Up Comedy Competition

God Disqualified from Stand Up Comedy CompetitionIn a shocking event that is bound to go down in history as one of the most blatant cases of cheating, God attempted to sway the audience and judges by manipulating ‘f...
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God Talks to Man on Acid Trip

God Talks to Man on Acid TripHYDERABAD, January 29, 2010:  A young man, Rajesh Nanem, 23, claimed that he had a revelation from God last night. “I was at this rave when the incident happened.” ...
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