People/Life

Angry at romanticization of tigers, poacher lashes out at tiger sympathizers

Saturday, 17 April 2010 16:57

Written by essbee, onion uttapam news

"Bloody tiger sympathizers" belched out Dhanvant Pandey, poacher of tigers and president of Anti-Tigers Squad (ATS), with absolute scorn towards the flag-bearers of 'Save the Tiger' Campaign.

Dhanvant Pandey who has been hunting tigers for over two decades in the deeps of Sundarban jungles is an angry man. "These tiger sympathizers should be thrown to the tigers. Confronted by tigers in flesh and blood, their sympathy for the wild cats will evaporate within seconds.They will start trembling with fear and begin to wonder what made them sympathetic towards tigers in the first place." Furious at the romanticizing of tigers by environmentalists, he blurted out in disgust to our reporter who had tracked him down at his wooden shack...

Cigarette Berates Man, Humankind

Tuesday, 30 March 2010 12:41

Written by sd, sirkapyaaz.wordpress.com

In an event that’s unusual for most people, a cigarette vented out its frustrations to a local youngster this afternoon.

“You!”, shouted the cigarette from between the fingers of the man sitting on his living room couch. “Yeah, I’m talking to you”, it continued, as the man looked around to see if it was referring to someone else.

“Don’t you dare touch that lighter. You humans...

Gangster convicted of mass-murder demands a chance to prove his leadership skills

Sunday, 28 March 2010 22:20

Written by essbee, onion uttapam news

One of India's most notorious gangster, Naren Ghandu, who was today convicted by a bench of Mumbai High court for being responsible for killing of 40 people and injuring 55 others in a shootout at a Mumbai bar, demanded that he should be given a chance to prove himself. "I'm much more than just a gangster. I request the court to provide me opportunity to display to the people of the...

The life and times of Mayawati

Tuesday, 16 March 2010 22:38

Written by SD, sirkapyaaz.wordpress.com

He is probably one of the most notorious politicians in the country, but his story is one of the most awe inspiring journeys that one can aspire to have. From a town in Uttar Pradesh to the corridors of Sonia Gandhi’s temporary home, the journey of this short man is the symbol of struggle and victory against all odds.

Mayawati Kumar, 54, (who was recently voted as the most eligible...

Women's Reservation Bill tabled in Parliament - What do you think?

Monday, 08 March 2010 16:55

Written by maverick58, onionuttapam news

The world’s largest cacophonic democracy will soon go into the history books for having allotted roughly 175 seats in its Parliament to women, thus ringing in by the passing of this bill profound changes in the manner the affairs of the country will be conducted. For sure, the attendance of the male members will go up if not for participation but for the sheer primordial pleasure of...