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Satyamave Jayate

Satyamave Jayate

Hello, India. If there is anyone out there who still doubts that India is a place where all things are possible, who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time, who still questions the power of our democracy, tonight is your answer.

It's the answer spoken by upper castes, dalits, rich, poor, Hindus, Muslims, Christians, Sikhs, North Indians, South Indians, Marathis, Biharis, Nagas, secularists and communalists. Indians who have sent a message to the world that we have never been united, that we are just a collection of individuals or a collection of Hindi and non-Hindi states. We are, and always will be, the Divided States of India.

It's the answer that led those who've been told for so long by so many to believe that we are Indians and together we can achieve a lot of things together, to show those people the truth that a Marathi will remain a Marathi first and never become an Indian.

Since the dawn of this year, we all have been receiving this message of truth, through an excellent way from the great Mr. Thackerey. Raj Thackeray has been fighting long and hard in this campaign. And he's not alone in this; many other people have fought before him to break away from this country, which he hates. He has endured sacrifices for this India that most of us simply cant imagine.

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