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Congress launches 'India Stinking' campaign

Congress launches 'India Stinking' campaign

Keen to be part of the euphoric `Slumdog' bandwagon, Congress has rightfully counted the eight Oscars as part of its 'achievements' of its nearly five decade reign over India. The party has taken credit for the 'Indian triumph' and hinted that such a momentous triumph wouldn't have been possible without congress government's continual gross mismanagement of Indian cities.

In an unmistakable resonance of the previous NDA government's `India Shining' slogan, Congress has floated the idea of a 'Stinking India' and said that the Oscars swept by Slumdog Millionaire symbolises rotten, stinking India - a poverty-stuck India which has emerged as a result of congress government's persistent efforts over five decades of governance.

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Lord Rama disowns Sri Ram Sena

Lord Rama disowns Sri Ram SenaLord Rama, the upright and highly-virtuous king of Ayodhya of ancient times, has disowned the latest army raised in his name - Sri Ram Sena - by saying that he is unable ...
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Indian Government Grants Heritage Status to Mumbai Slums

Indian Government Grants Heritage Status to Mumbai SlumsIn wake of success of Danny Boyle's Slumdog Millionaire at Golden Globe, BAFTA & Oscars, Indian Government has decided to declare slums of Mumbai as 'National Heritag...
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Behenji conquers DravidaNadu

Behenji conquers DravidaNadu Karunanidhi was part of the youth brigade who had bitterly fought against the imposition of Hindi in the early 60s and helped the DMK to trounce the Congress in power...
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Magistrate appoints Banyan Tree as legal aid for Kasab

Magistrate appoints Banyan Tree as legal aid for KasabThe magistrate at the district magistrate's court at the Esplanade court house in South Mumbai announced today that a Banyan tree outside the premises of the court house ...
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10-year old Babloo too hates politicians

10-year old Babloo too hates politicians'I hate politicians! I hate them, I hate them, I hate them' Babloo Arora is just a 10-year old school-going kid living in Bandra, Mumbai, but he has already learned how t...
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Mumbai: Terror toll continues

Mumbai: Terror toll continuesSeven nights after the Mumbai terror attacks the victim toll is increasing day by day. After claiming the lives of more then 200 people and injuring around 300 people, th...
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Foot-in-the-mouth Epidemic: Causes and Cures

Foot-in-the-mouth Epidemic: Causes and Cures As if the horror of the terror attacks in Mumbai last week was not enough, the long-suffering people of India are now being subjected to an unending stream of verbal ga...
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Terror attacks can’t dampen pigeons’ spirits

Terror attacks can’t dampen pigeons’ spirits Mumbai. While different television channels chased rescued hostages and guests of different hotels that were targeted by terrorists, Faking News decided to give those h...
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