Our very own Raj Thackeray has been invited by the SCR (Spice & Curry Removal, Melbourne) to be their mentor in cleaning the city of Melbourne and then the country of Australia of sweet-n-spicy smelling Indians. According to our sources, he has been invited to come to the city and give them a lecture on how to execute this task. Mr. Raj Thackeray has been invited because of his and his organization Maharashtra Navnirman Sena's (MNS) role in cleansing the city of Mumbai of bhaiyas from North of India.

"Mumbai and Melbourne are facing the same problem - Influx of people from other parts of the world, specially north Indians, who come on some pretext and then settle down there, taking over the economy and jobs of the local people and rendering them as outsiders in their own land”, said Mr. Alexander Ruthless, secretary of SCR. "Keeping these socio-economic factors in mind, we decided to study Mr. Thackeray's organization and his ways and found them quite effective and easy to implement in tackling unwanted inflow of migrants”, he added.