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Manmohan bitch-slapped

Manmohan bitch-slapped

Post the euphoria of the Budget Presentation during which an irresponsible opposition succumbing to the doe-eyed charms of its leader staged a walk-out creating world history by shirking its collective responsibility as a democratic brake-tool to the government of the day’s runaway, unopposed proposals, Manmohan got down from his cavalcade at the portico of his official residence with a beatific smile. The conversation that followed has been culled from the various mikes of the NSG, SSG and other assorted agencies that have their agents in place, chiefly to listen-in to the talk that occasionally occurs between a man and his wife. We reproduce excerpts, thanks to the enterprise of Mohini Kunwari’s twin, Ashwin Kunwar Jhootkar 

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Govt demarcates Sachin's birthplace as 'Sachin Janmabhoomi'

Govt demarcates Sachin's birthplace as 'Sachin Janmabhoomi'The government of India today demarcated the housing society where Lord Sachin Tendulkar was born on 23th April 1973 as 'Sachin Janmabhoomi'. The exact geographical locat...
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Activists, protesters discover newer uses of SRK

Activists, protesters discover newer uses of SRKThis country just cannot get enough of SRK. As if using him for selling every damned product available on the shelves in superbazaars was not enough, he is now being us...
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New Liberalization Policy: India To Open Up Asshole for Everyone to Fuck

New Liberalization Policy: India To Open Up Asshole for Everyone to FuckThe Government today launched its new Liberalization Policy which will soon open up the country’s asshole for the entire world to fuck. This follows the opening up of...
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TN Special: Temple City gets a new deity or The Day Kadavul wet his diapers

TN Special: Temple City gets a new deity or The Day Kadavul wet his diapersIt is official. After the birthday celebrations on 30/12/2010 of  *Kadavul aka Ala-giri, the word is out in the southern districts of Tamilnadu that Kadavul has beco...
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“Millions of Indians could have been killed in the Pune Attacks”

“Millions of Indians could have been killed in the Pune Attacks”Indians have thrown aside basic concepts of statistics and probability in the wake of the terror attacks in Pune recently. The first thing that came to the minds of mil...
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Sachin Tendulkar Declared India's Savior God

Sachin Tendulkar Declared India's Savior GodAlthough Sachin Tendulkar failed to save India from a humiliating defeat at the hands of South Africa in the Nagpur test, he continues to establish his reputation as a 'S...
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Thackeray rejects Bharat Ratna awarded to him

Thackeray  rejects Bharat Ratna awarded to himBal Thackeray, who was yesterday announced as recipient of Bharat Ratna 2010, has rejected the honour conferred on him by the Government of India. At a press conference h...
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Pawar to make India healthy

Pawar to make India healthyTaking into consideration his extraordinary interest in the health of the country, Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has assigned Sharad Pawar additional responsibility of He...
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