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Application Form for Women Candidates under Women's Reservation Bill

Application Form for Women Candidates under Women's Reservation Bill
The following application form for women standing for elections under the proposed 33% quota provided by Women's Reservation Bill has been carefully prepared after studying the political, social and family lives of prominent and the not-so prominent lives of female MLAs/MPs past and present. It is hoped that the women who receive this fill it up with due diligence. Doubts, if any may please be e-mailed to the editor.

Application form for women candidates standing for elections under the 33 percent quota provided by Women's Reservation Bill

(To be filled in quadruplicate by female aspirants who want to become MP/MLA in their own handwriting)

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