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India wins freedom from Ekta's empire

India wins freedom from Ekta's empire

After an eight-year long struggle to free the minds of the nation from the diabolic grip of soap-queen Ekta Kapoor, India will be finally liberated from the clutches of the longest running soap in the history of televistan. On November 10th, the last episode of the marathonic soap, Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi will be telecast and India will at last achieve freedom to breathe free, fresh and unpolluted airwaves.

It has been a long and a hard battle requiring much effort and countless sacrifices to free the airwaves from the fouled and pestiferous odor of fiendish mothers in laws, their daughters in laws and their unholy schemings and connivings.

The struggle for freedom began the same year the saas-bahu soap invaded and conquered tele-screens all over the country. Superstar of the silver screen, Amitabh Bachchan was called for by the very channel hosting the dangerous virus unleashed by Balaji Telefilms to battle the bahus, which he managed to do successfully for a couple of months. But even the mighty mogul of bollywood couldn't win the war for hearts and minds of the majority who continued to paid obeisance to the crowned empress of televistan and allowed her to reign supreme for nearly a decade.

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