Paris Hilton: I want Children as Pets

Well I was left alone on the balcony and from there I saw some small pets roaming in the concrete jungle near our building. There were some lovely ladies who had a pathetic sense of dress and they were playing with them. On asking Batty who were they, he replied they are children. He appeared totally unimpressed, when I told him that I was planning to adopt them.

I thought if they could have such pets, then why I can’t have them. I immediately called up Stella. Stella is my dearest friend and she is a total computer geek, for she can discover lots of information on computer.

She called me up and told that, we need to apply to an animal centre called orphanage to get them. Also she told me that the bitch who married Brad Darling has 4 of them.

Since then I have called up Mr. Jackson, our sweet and handsome lawyer to do the paperwork required for it.

I and Stella have been searching the internet to find out different type of children-pets available. I have finalized on 2 such children-pets for now, one will be of black color and another one with a Chinese face.

I am too excited and will share their photos once I get them.