IndiaTV discovers why Bakhtiyaar Irani cries so much

Wednesday, 18 November 2009 17:29

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If you are a regular watcher of Bigg Boss3, India's most explosive and exploitive television reality show, you must have often wondered why Bakhtiyaar Irani cries so much. Where do his tears spring from? Are his tears real or cheap imitation of crocidile tears? IndiaTV, the television channel that breaks news every single minute 24/7, has now solved the mystery of Bigg Boss 3 contestant, Bakhtiyaar Irani's incessant crying in contrast to the extraordinary calmness and composure displayed by his 3-year old son, Zeus Irani.

The breakthrough in solving the mystery was achieved by Baba BlackKurta who combined his deep knowledge of planetary movements with intutive ability to 'jhankofy' into people's 'aatmas' to deduce the reason for Bakthiyaar's crying at the drop of topee. According to Baba BlackKurta, IndiaTV's resident astrologer and legendary tantrik, Bakhtiyaar Iraani and his son Zeus Irani exchanged their souls with each other before the formers entry in the Bigg Boss house.

The all-knowing baba explained to his viewers the concept of walk-ins or transmigration of souls and said that such soul-exchange often takes place when two closely-connected souls agree to switch bodies with each other when one of them finds himself in a very difficult, trying situation which he is unable to accept or handle.

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Baba BlackKurta, India's foremost television tantrik blessed with mysterious powers to discern 'Shani' Devta's effects on every human on earth, after studying the natal charts of the father-son duo said that at the time Bakthiyaar & Tanaaz Irani were due to enter the premises of Bigg Boss3 studio, planet 'Shani' was badly placed in baby Zeus's charts causing him extreme, unbearable torment.

"Poor Zeus, unable to bear the agony of being separated from both his mom and dad, had no option but to switch his body with dad Bakthiaar so that he could be with his mom, Tanaaz."

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IndiaTV: Itna kyoon rote hai Bakhtiyaar?

"Baby Zeus didn't cry at all at the time he was separated from his dad and mom. He was remarkably composed sitting on the lap of Amitabh Bachchan and didn't shed a single tear when he saw both his parents on TV screen after over a month. He refrained from crying while meeting his dad on his birthday or while bidding goodbye to him. Such calmness and composure is unheard or unseen in a 3-year old. What's the explanation for the poise this kid has displayed at all times? There should be absolutely no doubt that father and son switched their identities with each other."

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IndiaTV: Yeh Zeus nahin, Bakhtiyaar hai

"On the other hand, Bakhtiyaar's behavior has been babyish ever since he stepped inside the premises of Bigg Boss house. Like a child of two who gets upset when his mother is not around, he would get upset when Tanaaz was not coddling him or paying him enough attention."

"Bakhtiyaar has been often caught sobbing in front on the mirror outside the men's loo. Why would a grown-up man spend so much time in loo?" asked Baba BlackKurta. "The answer to this question was provided by Tanaaz when she said "Irani ka baccha hai, bahut potty karta hai"

"Though he may have a body of adult, after the transmigration of the souls, his body's digestion system has been adversely affected which results in his frequent visits to the loo," explained the tantrik baba.

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IndiaTV: Yeh Bakhtiyaar nahin, Zeus hai

"Bakhtiyaar's bizarre behavior provides many more clues that he is not really himself, and that his body has been taken over by his son's spirit. A 29-year old man should be able to differentiate between reality and a reality show on television. But the Bakhthiyaar we see on the show gives no indication that he has the capacity to distinguish between the two and is taking the game show a bit too seriously. Like a 4-year old, he weeps at every conceivable opportunity and throws tantrums when his demands are not met. Like a babe-in-the-woods who has never experienced or encountered manipulative people and expects everyone to be good to him, he feels baffled at the fact that the other contestants are trying to oust him and Tanaaz from the show. "

"Bakhtiyaar's outburst after the telecasted exposure of the plotting by Vindoo, Rohit and Raju to kick out the couple, which sent the TRP's of the show sky-rocketing, can also be explained by the 'transmigration of souls' theory.

"A small child separated from both his father and mother was bound to blowup at some time or other." explained Mahagyani BlackKurta Maharaj."

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