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Pawar to make India healthy

Pawar to make India healthy

Taking into consideration his extraordinary interest in the health of the country, Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has assigned Sharad Pawar additional responsibility of Health Ministry. The NCP leader who was till now heading the Union ministry for Ag...
Motion to divide India taken back

Motion to divide India taken back

Pune: In an unprecedented move, the motion for division of India was taken back at the 'Di...
Rajkumar Hirani & Vidhu Chopra call Top Secret meeting of Bollywood producers to unveil new concept

Rajkumar Hirani & Vidhu Chopra call Top Secret meeting of Bollywood producers to unveil new concept

The director and producer of the new Munnabhai MBBS spin off, i.e. Phunsuk Wangdu B.Tech, ...
Steve Jobs tired of stupid iPad jokes

Steve Jobs tired of stupid iPad jokes

Frustrated by the lame jokes based on the premise that iPad sounds like a feminine hygieni...
Indian Sports on the Brink of Collapse as Illogical Contract Talks Dominate Proceedings

Indian Sports on the Brink of Collapse as Illogical Contract Talks Dominate Proceedings

The lucrative, excessive, repulsive, derivative, loud, crass bandwagon that is Indian cric...
 

Pawar to make India healthy

Pawar to make India healthy Taking into consideration his extraordinary interest in the health of the country, Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has assigned Sharad Pawar additional responsibility of He...
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Indian Sports on the Brink of Collapse as Illogical Contract Talks Dominate Proceedings

Indian Sports on the Brink of Collapse as Illogical Contract Talks Dominate Proceedings The lucrative, excessive, repulsive, derivative, loud, crass bandwagon that is Indian cricket, was on the brink of collapse yesterday following players’ contract negoti...
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Prospective Recruit Irritates Professor of Terrorism

Prospective Recruit Irritates Professor of Terrorism Pakistan: January 25, 2010: In an event that threatened to derail the plans of recruiters, Abdul Razak, 21, got on the nerves of Prof. Bovine Feci, ex-christian, now Depu...
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God Talks to Man on Acid Trip

God Talks to Man on Acid Trip HYDERABAD, January 29, 2010:  A young man, Rajesh Nanem, 23, claimed that he had a revelation from God last night. “I was at this rave when the incident happened.” ...
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Karan Johar: I apologize for apologizing

Karan Johar: I apologize for apologizing Karan Johar, in news for his controversial apologizing to Raj Thackeray, is not done with apologizing. In an exclusive piece for onionuttapam.com, he apologizes to one an...
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Steve Jobs tired of stupid iPad jokes

Steve Jobs tired of stupid iPad jokes Frustrated by the lame jokes based on the premise that iPad sounds like a feminine hygienic product, Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple asked everyone to look up the dictionary mea...
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Rajkumar Hirani & Vidhu Chopra call Top Secret meeting of Bollywood producers to unveil new concept

Rajkumar Hirani & Vidhu Chopra call Top Secret meeting of Bollywood producers to unveil new concept The director and producer of the new Munnabhai MBBS spin off, i.e. Phunsuk Wangdu B.Tech, a.k.a 3 Idiots, organized a top secret meeting of Bollywood producers in a dimly...
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Jupiter's Moon Europa to bomb Earth

Jupiter's Moon Europa to bomb Earth News from the beyond: (Translated from Eubberish by Babelfish Intergalactic Translation Services):  Europa, Jupiter's fourth largest moon and sixth largest moon of the s...
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