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Idea Cellular Dumps Abhishek Bachchan in “Masterstroke”

Idea Cellular today pulled off what is being described by marketing gurus as a “major coup” and a “masterstroke” when they announced the revival of their “Walk and talk” campaign. This campaign was recently replaced by the “Save Paper...

Application Form for Women Candidates under Women's Reservation Bill

The following application form for women standing for elections under the propos...

Laloo, Mulayam and Amit Kumar Unearth Massive Conspiracy in Women’s Bill

Heroes Laloo Prasad Yadav (of RJD) and Mulayam Singh Yadav (of the Samajwadi Party), brot...

Cricket Australia sues BCCI for violating its patents

New Delhi: Today, Mr. John Keeplan on behalf of Cricket Australia (CA) filed a FIR agains...

MF Hussain renounces Qatari citizenship, to convert to Hinduism

Tired of media men, intellectuals and opinion makers of the country bemoaning his accepta...

National

Activists, protesters discover newer uses of SRK

This country just cannot get enough of SRK. As if using him for selling every damned product available on the shelves in superbazaars was not enough, he is now being us...

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Sports

Hashim Amla Still Batting at Eden Gardens

South African run-machine Hashim Amla continues to be at the crease at the Eden Gardens cricket ground, despite 6 days having passed since the final test match between In...

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World

Lord Vishnu rules out composite dialogue with Allah, but talks to continue with focus on Jehad

India's reigning deity Vishnu ruled out a composite dialogue with Pakistan's ruling God, Sub-Allah [For the uninitiated, it means Sindhi-Urdu (speaking)-Brown Allah] in ...

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People/Life

God Disqualified from Stand Up Comedy Competition

In a shocking event that is bound to go down in history as one of the most blatant cases of cheating, God attempted to sway the audience and judges by manipulating ‘f...

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Editorial

Nityananda comes out clean. Says, he was experimenting sex yoga

Self-styled godman Nityananda Swami has written the following open letter in response to the Blogadda.com’s #perkytweets on #Nityananda. Dear Bhaktjano, I thank ...

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Business

Go-Ogle AdNonSense

After a recent review of their policy Go-Ogle Inc announced that henceforth their Go-Ogle AdNonsense, a separate revenue generating product payable in cents to those who ...

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Entertainment

Rajkumar Hirani & Vidhu Chopra call Top Secret meeting of Bollywood producers to unveil new concept

The director and producer of the new Munnabhai MBBS spin off, i.e. Phunsuk Wangdu B.Tech, a.k.a 3 Idiots, organized a top secret meeting of Bollywood producers in a dimly...

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Science

God Convicted of Mass Killing

After tens of thousands of years of getting away with murder of billions of earthlings, God, creator of universe and of billions of humans, was today convicted of mass ki...